Who is Ernie?

A 58-year-old Canadian Citizen in good standing and morally solvent, class B driver’s licence, clean record, no demerit points ever, Ontario Security Guard license # 11130030, First Aid / CPR and Smart Serve certified, fluent in English and Spanish, homeowner in the SOO, happily married for over 30 years and proud father of 2 wonderful Paralegals registered in the Law Society of Ontario (LSO). Also a Regulated Canadian Immigration Consultant (RCIC) license R709300 in good standing.

I enjoy running errands in my free time, the cost per errand is $49 plus $1 tip (only if you think I deserve it).

Here are the most popular errands I run; however, if you do not find what you are looking for, call or text me! (647) 520-7391 (mondays to fridays from 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM, weekends from 8:00 AM to 8:00 PM). 

Let’s get the record straight

All errands cost $49 and include a maximum of one hour of my time, if errand takes more time, each additional 30 minutes will cost $30.  

All prices in Canadian Dollars, the ONLY method of payment is CASH, no e-transfers.

I do errands Monday to Friday from 4:00 PM to 8:00 PM and weekends from 8:00 AM to 8:00 PM.

Due to allergies, I do not interact with dogs or cats, and I do not expose myself to second-hand smoking or any unsafe or situation that I perceive as illegal or forbidden.

Most popular errands:

Pick you up at the SOO airport: Time begins when I leave to the airport and ends when you get off at home. Please call when you already landed, to avoid delays and extra charges.

Drive you to the SOO airport: Keep in mind that my car is a Hiunday Ioniq, that can fit 2-3 persons at the most, including one piece of luggage per person.

Do your laundry: I will pick it up at your home, take it to a laundry mat, and return it to you -after a couple of hours- clean and nicely folded. The cost of this errand is only $49 plus the laundry coins, although time invested is at least 2 hours (detergents and softeners will be provided by you).

Purchase items on Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan: If for some reason you are not legally able to cross the border, I can purchase what ever you need from USA, as long as it does not exceed the allowed import limit. 

Refill your BBQ tank ($49 CAD plus the cost of the refill), done in Canadian Tire.

Drive you to medical appointments (the time starts when I pick you up and ends when I drive you back), If you plan to stay long at the appointment, I will leave, and come back to pick you up, so you won’t pay for all the time.

Take your car to wash and fill up the tank, check tires preasure and vacuum it: I will request proof of insurance, and I will check that the vehicle is fully compliant before driving it.   

Do cleaning in your home or office: You provide the tools, cleaning products and solvents. No animals, no second-hand smoke.   

Purchase and deliver from LCBO or The Beer Store: I am Ontario Smart-Serve certified, so I will check sobriety and ID (19+) before handing the liquor/ beer.

Refill medical prescriptions: $49 plus the cost of prescription.  (as soon as you request your errand, I will go to your place to collect the money, and I will deliver the medication and the receipt).

Provide bed-side companionship to the elderly and the sick: I am not a PSW, neither a nurse, so I do not supply medication or take any medical decisions on the individuals.

Deliver you food: Please call me first, if I am available, you may place your order, pay for it over the phone and when that is done, please text me all info so I can pick up at the restaurant and deliver to you.   

Buy groceries: Please call me first, if I am available, I will go to your home to pick up the money to pay for it, and the list of what you want (please be VERY specific).

Buy specific items: Home Depot, Walmart, Source Part, any item you need, I can purchase it for you.

Ensamble and disamble furniture: IKEA and similar.

Runs to the dumpster: $49 plus gate fee ($11). As long as it is not biological waste, I will take care of it for you.

Purchase and replace light bulbs in your house: If you do not have a stair to reach the bulbs, let me know so I can bring mine.

Security guard services: I can drive teenagers to the mall and keep an eye on them at all times, I hold a valid Ontario Security Guard licence # 11130030.

Simple repairs at home: Electricity, plumbing, etc. I will go to your house to see the matter and if I am not able or qualified to do it, I will tell you so and you won’t need to pay anything. Service includes tools, no materials or parts.

Take your car to service appointments and bring it back: I will quote depending on the time the car will be in the shop, typically you will need to pay only the time it takes me to drive it, and the time to get it back home, not the time in between.

Pick up a package and deliver it to you: Only commercial couriers (Canada Post, DHL, UPS, etc.). I do not pick up packages from individuals.

Deliver a package to a commercial courier: (Canada Post, DHL, UPS, etc.). I do not deliver packages to individuals.